tfln

[uncommonly_kind]

01. you're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like chia pet adorable.

02. I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.

03. You got us kicked out after you told the bouncer, and I quote; 'Up shut your ass, mother bitch.'

04. You called me and said you were being kidnapped.

05. [Text her.]

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@siriusno

[uncommonly_kind]

I definitely meant it as a compliment

why would it be an insult?

I'm sorry for him

[siriusno]

[Lily pls.]

Perhaps I was simply being over-sensitive. Silly me.

I hope you'll allow me to repay the compliment by saying how your smile and blushing cheeks rival only those of the lovely Raggedy Ann doll.

lol

[uncommonly_kind]

Thank you, I'm truly honored by that comparison