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[uncommonly_kind]

01. A feather boa and 6 inch heels

02. I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch, but all you said was that I "ruined your hope and dreams of becoming an astronaut".

03. He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.

04. I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?

05. [Text her.]

Comments

@furryproblem

[uncommonly_kind]

They aren't stilettos or anything, but fine.

Cat ears, then?

Re: @furryproblem

[furryproblem]

Er. Cat ears are fine, I suppose.

What color?

And are you telling me that your ankles are safe in six-inch heels as long as they're held up on something substantial? I don't believe that.

[uncommonly_kind]

Alright, I can work with that.

I've only got black. Do you want pink or something? I can try and find that.


Well. Safer, at least, then stilettos.