tfln

[uncommonly_kind]

01. I'm confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to you consuming an entire chocolate cake and what looks like a whole pint of ice cream last night.

02. Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not a coincidence.

03. We still getting married? Or were you day drinking?

04. Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems.

05. [Text her.]

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@royal-venant

[uncommonly_kind]

In a fair world, you would be entirely correct. But we live in a cruel one, and thus ice cream can't help with, for instance, a stab wound.